We are a small but fine country. Our "Fur Kingdom" indulges in lust, we love fur and we don't understand the fun of fur smugglers! I pulled this candidate out of baggage control because he was carrying a lot of fur. Nor does he claim that it is "personal use". Well, let's see! If it were personal use, EVERYTHING would have to be usable AT THE SAME TIME.....right? In order to be able to prove that, he has to be wrapped in several layers of fur and tied up. I stuff his cheeky mouth with a fur gag and he is allowed to sniff the fur intensively. I'll get the truth out of him, I have my methods...